scandanavia Archives

Matt McInerney • November 5, 2022

OSLO, Norway — Members of the black metal band Flesheating Cadaver are reportedly entirely unaware that they have accidentally chosen…

Jonah Nink • October 11, 2020

After watching “Midsommar” for the first time, I told my friends “Man, thank christ Scandinavians aren’t real. That would be…

Tim Sheard • February 25, 2020

OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…