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10-Second Movie Quote in Song Doing 90 Percent of the Work

Matt McInerney • July 8, 2022

WILLIMANTIC, Conn. — Local emo band Fastpitch Baseball has reportedly gotten lazy during the recording of their new album and…

Creepy Guy at USADA Office Suspected in Disappearance of Gallons of Urine Samples

Gut Check Staff • January 14, 2017

Anti-doping agency USADA announced that gallons of urine samples from athletes all over the world have gone missing. Officials are…

Convicted Murderer Clearly Hoping Testimony Gets Used on Grindcore Album One Day

The Hard Times Staff • August 17, 2016

WACO, Texas — Convicted murderer James Wellington's bone-chilling confession surrounding the dismemberment of four hitchhikers in 2013 was clearly designed to attract…