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Show Me the Rule That Says I Can’t Take a Rotisserie Chicken, That I’ve Already Paid For, Into the Piggly Wiggly Men’s Room

Tim Sheard • May 12, 2026

Alright, this is absolutely ridiculous. I am a long-time customer in good standing, and I just completed my weekly shopping…

Opinion: Show Me in the Rulebook Where It Says a Dog, Which We’ve Established Can Play Basketball, Can’t Bite Another Player to Death

Nathan Kamal • April 6, 2024

Okay, so you’ve called time-out and are wasting everyone’s precious time when they could be watching a thrilling yet family-friendly…

Opinion: Show Me Where in the Rulebook It Says a Dog Can’t Be My Only Friend

Dan Rice • March 14, 2023

Alright, I want everyone to just settle down. I realize many of you find this unorthodox, but let’s focus on…