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Dickhead Reviewing Guitar Pedal Didn’t Turn All the Knobs Up at the End for Fun

John Danek • May 4, 2023

CHICAGO — Popular guitar pedal demoist Drew Bypass is under fire to presenting the new Kinky Effects PH-1 Phattener Phuzz…

No Matter How Many Film Reviews I Write, I’ll Never Top “Air Dud”

Dan Rice • October 14, 2022

It’s a bittersweet feeling to realize you’ve peaked, but at least when I look back up at my personal zenith…

Pompous Music Reviewer Can Only Find Two and a Half Stars in James Webb Telescope Picture

Harry Valentine • July 29, 2022

NEW YORK — Seasoned review writer, and so-called ‘realist,’ Gio Moreland struggled for several days to find the stars pictured…