Tim Sheard
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My prayers have been answered: EPA restrictions are getting rolled back! This is going to make my afternoon hallucinations so…
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Greg Loschen
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SEATTLE — A leaked contract for the Hot ‘N’ Fresh Festival is causing a stir with it’s restrictive clauses that…
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Matt McInerney
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SAN DIEGO — Members of the vegan hardcore band Right Side were reportedly forced to settle for a pescatarian bass…
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Ed Saincome
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All people must unify now! Dammit, this virus doesn’t care what your race is! It will harm you and your…
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WASHINGTON — Governors from all 50 states agreed that shelter-in-place orders would firmly remain on your shitty band as the…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump reversed this morning an Obama-era policy limiting the amount of guitar solos butt rock bands could…
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Tim Nash
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NORMAL, Ill. — The recent crackdown on plastic straws across the U.S. has led to a surge in 3D printed…
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BOSTON — The Pints Of Blood fest announced a new set of guidelines for this year’s event, declaring age restrictions…
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