Humanity has always feared the unknown, and in our hubris, we like to think that every creature on earth has already been discovered. Why then…
Alex Giannascoli isn’t just the man behind the TikTok treehouse song. He’s also a prolific songwriter, avid dog lover, and the only musician (to my…
Florida is a methadone-sponsored and trauma-inducing wasteland that should forever and ever times infinity be removed from everyone’s memory along with your aunt’s favorite Rhodes…
Ever Since I was 10 years old and saw a t-shirt with the cast of “The Simpsons” made to look like “The Sopranos,” I knew…
So you’ve decided today is the day you knock off your neighborhood pawn shop in order to repay some debts you accrued while in prison.…
If you’ve ever found yourself in a basement show singing along to some possibly bearded band playing upbeat music with sad lyrics that surely were…
Action movies: I often wish that I were a normal person who could just enjoy an action movie. I’ve seen the way most of you…
Well, at the last minute my roommate decided not to sign the new list on account of the fact that he got one too many…
As an artist, Neko Case is both fascinating and enigmatic. A goddess to legions of flannel-wearing hipsters, who listen to country “ironically,” she has worked…
John Waters says, “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them,” which is why I recently started reading. Books…
Ah, Rise Against, also known as the token band for PETA and for having your favorite song in “Guitar Hero 3” If you’re over the…
Fans of Exodus will angrily, and physically, fight the fact that this band belongs in the Big 4 of heavy metal next to Slayer, Anthrax,…
Most people over the age of, say 35, are probably at least aware of Pavement as the band that sang that cute song about getting…
The Juliana Theory are part groundbreaking melodic emo and part New Kids on the Block. The band was able to “popify” ’90s emo in a…
It’s hard to say a bad word about Korn when, without them, nu metal as we know it may never have existed. However, 30 years…