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Punk Exorcist Doesn’t See Problem With Sinister Child Threatening Nuns and Puking Everywhere

Matt Husser • August 30, 2023

WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…

White Suburban Stoner With Rich Parents Completely Unaware People Could Be Arrested for Marijuana Possession

The Hard Times Staff • October 6, 2022

DUXBURY, Mass. — Local affluent teen Cody Milligan was confused by President Biden’s recent pardon of people arrested for Marijuana…

We Tried to Interview the Declaration of Independence, but It’s Just a Shitty Old Piece of Paper

Nick Ortolani • July 4, 2019

Every 4th of July we reflect on this great nation and our founding principles. These days, it feels like many…