JOHTO — Contemplating its afterlife for the first time in his life following a fierce battle, a local Pikachu fell silent with the thought that…
CEDAR RAPIDS, Mich. — After months of deliberation during a contentious Democratic primary, voters are beginning to wonder whether a Normal-type Presidential candidate is even…
ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an adult, which can be more…
TOKYO — Putting years of speculation by the Pokémon fan community to rest, Game Freak team lead Shigeru Ohmori confirmed to members of the press…
What does the word “normal” mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of it? I bet you picture…
A lot of people don’t realize this, but if you think about it — and I mean really think about it — these Pokémon games…
NEW YORK — Macy’s is under intense scrutiny by eagle-eyed fans who discovered that the Pikachu balloon used in their 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade is…
We all love the Pokéball Head Guy, the guy who follows trainers around from gym to gym in the Galar region and gives out free…
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still at Morningside Child Care Center.…
Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of it and I can say…
MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that the game will not feature…
GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty by avoiding all meat and…
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Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff
HEWLETT, N.Y. — Local Pokémon fan Daniel Rosenblatt doesn’t understand why Game Freak can’t just make Pokémon Sword and Shield completely original and new without…
TOKYO — In response to intense online pressure, Game Freak founder and CEO Satoshi Tajiri released a statement this morning admitting that he intentionally misled…
KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous blob Pokémon able to transform…