CJ Hernandez
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Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe…
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Just Lunning
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his…
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Jon Ruggiero
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PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…
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TOLEDO, Ohio — A pair of Nintendo Switch owners have entered day seven of a stand-off over who will be…
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Joe Tilleli
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PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…
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Jon Ruggiero
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YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…
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Peter Casciato
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…
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Mark Roebuck
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AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired…
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Kevin Flynn
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KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…
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