Steve Esparra
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Everyone knows “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.” Literally everyone. It’s universally regarded as one of, if not, the…
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Louie Aronowitz
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GRANVILLE, Ohio — Pop punk band Silver Glitter's weeknight rehearsal was cut short when the drummer’s older brother hooked up…
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Patrick Coyne
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By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…
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Peter Casciato
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PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — Local grandma Meredith Blum has been stuck for two days on the opening screen of Super Mario…
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Kevin Flynn
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion…
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Mark Roebuck
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Released to much acclaim and commercial success back in 1996, the Nintendo 64 is a system that continues to captivate…
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Kevin Flynn
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HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…
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Kevin Flynn
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CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…
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SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be…
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Joe Tilleli
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PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…
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