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Spooky season is in full swing, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than visiting a haunted house? Unfortunately, as we get…
Call me a ‘90s kid, but I have a lot of nostalgia for going into cool shops and browsing around. Sadly, in the age of…
The seedy nightclub scene has long been a staple of cinema and television, often serving as an inversion of the characters’ everyday lives—a metaphorical (and…
We live in an age of hyperbole, a time where if you disagree with someone on any political issue you go straight to calling them…
Like many Americans, I am awake at three in the goddamn morning in a seemingly endless anxiety loop. As I stare at my alarm clock…
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Action movies: I often wish that I were a normal person who could just enjoy an action movie. I’ve seen the way most of you…
As an American student, I’m unable to afford the finer things in life like housing and food, so I still live at home. You can’t…
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