Steve Packosky
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ZION, Ill. — A banjo purchase by 41-year-old Stan Rukowski gave the millennial a decently affordable mid-life crisis, sources report.…
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Reuben Blanchard
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NEW YORK — A new study from Columbia University revealed that millennials are still recovering from the trauma caused by…
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Kal Perry
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LOS ANGELES — Local 34-year-old Meris Johnson reportedly stares at her phone for hours at a time in the morning…
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Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning…
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Ben Friedman
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Local 41-year-old Teddy Moore is being hailed as a hero after multiple witnesses confirmed he attended…
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Mark Danowsky
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PHILADELPHIA — Local 39-year-old Dwight Jenkins went on a series of tirades decrying “Gen Z’s endless string of luck” and…
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Doug Kolic
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HOUSTON — A local 39-year-old Rockets fan’s entire financial future is dependent on hitting a promotional half-court shot worth $100,000,…
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Chris Bowen
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LOCKPORT, N.Y. — Local 35-year-old man Richard Colburn recently came to the stark realization that he will never again experience…
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Steve Packosky
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There are few television shows among millennials that resonate as much as “The Simpsons,” and we all have somebody in…
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Arielle Andreano
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BANGOR, Maine. — Local community organizers recently announced the formation of a support group for music lovers who cannot stop…
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