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Millennial Does Ironic Tim Allen Grunt Before Accidentally Shooting Nail Gun Through Scrotum

Patrick Coyne • December 8, 2019

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Millennial punk and generally clumsy dolt Tony Drummond bellowed several ironic “Tim Allen” grunts yesterday before accidentally…

Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Using the Phrase “I’m Leaving You, Mike. It’s Over. We’re Done.”

Dan Rice • October 15, 2019

As we approach the ‘20s it becomes more and more clear that certain parts of our cultural lexicon need to…

I Quit My Job to Follow My Dream of Asking Strangers on the Internet for Money. Can I have Some Money?

Patrick Coyne • April 25, 2018

Believe it or not, I used to be really pathetic. I used to be the guy who was routinely borrowing…

Woman Asked to Choose Her Own Ad Experience in Bizarre Torture Ritual

Hana Michels • July 9, 2017

LOS ANGELES -- The popular streaming service Hulu engaged customer Amy Klein in a “bizarre, masochistic torture ritual” earlier this week,…