Mike Bloomberg Tag Archives

The Hard Times Staff • March 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced he will be suspending his presidential campaign via a…

The Hard Times Staff • March 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 3, 2020

EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • March 2, 2020

DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…