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NRA Rushes to Michael Myers’ Defense After Slasher Trades Knife For AR-15

Matt Husser • October 3, 2024

HADDONFIELD, Ill. — The National Rifle Association rushed to Michael Myers’ defense today after the famed “Halloween” slasher started killing…

He’s Just Not Good at His Job: 30 Patients of Dr. Sam Loomis Ranked by How Many People They Went On to Kill

Dan Rice • September 29, 2023

With the spooky season upon us, it’s hard not to find yourself thinking about the tragedies that have become synonymous…

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Extra Precautious: Michael Myers Still Triple-Masking Even After Receiving Pfizer Vaccine

Heather Cook • April 21, 2021

HADDONFIELD, Ill. — Serial killer and supernatural force of pure evil Michael Myers insists upon wearing three layers of face…