WASHINGTON — Members of the far-right militia group “The Oath Keepers” pleaded with a federal judge to let them attend just one date of the…
Kind of Sad: James Hetfield Is Still Walking Around Dressed as Eddie From “Stranger Things”
We all loved when James Hetfield debuted his Halloween costume, which was a tribute to everyone’s favorite “Stranger Things” rocker Eddie Munson. But almost a…
LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman, and only remaining founding member, Dave Mustaine was shocked to discover he was kicked out of his own band by…
If Metallica Is Good Enough To Perform With a Symphony So Is Korn
When I first heard Metallica was doing another album with the world-famous San Francisco Symphony a few years ago, I was like, “Symphonies are for…
Last Limewire User Enters Apartment to Find Lars Ulrich Sitting with Silenced Pistol
EUGENE, Ore. — Rory Spears, the last remaining user of the file-sharing platform Limewire, was shocked to enter his apartment and find Metallica drummer and…
Fan of the Most Popular Metal Band in the World Upset Other People Are Listening to Them
CHICAGO — Local metalhead Rust Jenkins expressed his disgust that several people he knows began listening to his favorite underground metal band following the conclusion…
At first I thought this Metallica GPS navigation system was a good idea but boy was I wrong. Every time I think I’m near my…
Opinion: If Metallica Never Cut Their Hair In The 90s They Would Have Sucked But Had Long Hair
In the 1980s, Metallica were at the forefront of the World’s thrash scene. The image they held and the music they played kept them a…
Every Sunday, The Hard Times revisits notable albums from the past. This week, we tackle Megadeth’s “Killing Is My Business… and Business Is Good!” which…
“One” by Metallica is not only a great thrash metal song, it’s one of the most kickass pieces of music ever. But if we’re really…
SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Metallica lead guitarist and wah pedal enthusiast Kirk Hammett couldn’t remember if he is supposed to go to James Hetfield’s mansion…
Metallica’s Masterclass Just Four Hours of How to Sue Small Businesses and Teenagers
SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called confusing and misleading by subscribers…
The big music publications are scared. No one clicks on articles anymore except for clickbait-y Top 100 lists. They would all go out of business…
Anyone who’s ever been to a wedding can tell you the music is the main attraction. That’s why I poured a significant amount of research…
Snare Sound from St. Anger Announces 2020 Presidential Run
SAN FRANCISCO — The oft-ridiculed snare sound from Metallica’s 2003 album “St. Anger” announced yesterday that it will also run for the U.S. Presidency in…