Steve Packosky
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — An AI-generated Metallica song titled “Am I Revenge Forgiven II?” sounded better than anything they’ve released over…
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Steve Packosky
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AUBURN, N.Y. — Local greased up beefcake Roger Bornecki expressed his frustration at people’s continuous mistaking of him for a…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — The Ronnie James Dio hologram created by digital holography production company Eyellusion in 2016 is already refusing…
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Steve Packosky
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LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Metalhead Darryl Washburn found himself getting exhausted by the constant requests from his friends and family…
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Dan Kozuh
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Legendary Iowa metal band Slipknot confirmed Monday that it is being forced to relinquish three of…
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Audrey Vieira
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AUSTIN, Texas — Members of the Record Store Owners’ Union are divided on an upcoming vote to decide whether or…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — William Hopper, the bassist for local metal band Cannibal Buffet, was abruptly promoted after a particularly bad streptococcal…
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Steve Packosky
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BOSTON — An attractive woman seated across from you on the subway was probably just waiting until the right moment…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — Experts at the Department of Education (DoE) have issued a dire warning that further cuts to their institution…
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Chris Bowen
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local show attendee Alicia Zewbrowski appeared to have narrowly passed a visual inspection of her battle vest…
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