SYDNEY — A group of casual Mario fans annoyed fellow concertgoers at an orchestral show celebrating the franchise’s history, as…
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Johnathan Appel
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WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…
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Just Lunning
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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Joe Tilleli
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PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…
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Peter Casciato
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…
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Kevin Flynn
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CHICAGO — During a conversation about video games with a friend at a recent house party, longtime gamer Phillip Krieger…
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Grant Mulitz
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NEW YORK — Touting the new exhibit as a magnificent specimen of Koopa Troopa ancestry, the American Museum of Natural…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The perverted Dr. Mario has disgraced the medical community once again after stitching together three goomba victims…
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Chandler Dean
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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — In a choice that demonstrated an astounding dearth of imagination, town simpleton Adam Tucker decided to…
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