If “Pony,” Far’s cover of Ginuwine’s third-wave ska-punk masterpiece, is the only song that you know of from the Sacramento, California four-piece, you need to…
The Mountain Goats’ sound could be likened to the reality of being a weekend dad set in a minor key. As we’ve discussed before, the…
Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality
For many of us, the task of cultivating the tastes, opinions, and dispositions that constitute an earnest human personality is just too daunting. Luckily the…
Eight Songs We’re Listening To This Week To Avoid the Onslaught of Christmas Music
Another Holiday season is well underway. While the world burns down around us, you’re probably scrambling to get gifts for people as the steady churn…
20 Christmas Movies That Could Have Been Improved By A Henry Rollins Cameo
The holidays are upon us, and we’ve been getting cozy with some of our favorite classic films to get into the spirit. While stumbling across…
Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and your drinking is out of…
Winter Activities Ranked By How Well You Can Hide The Fact That You Haven’t Showered In A Week
Winter is a magical time of year, but the best part of the season is the fact you can wear so many layers of clothes…
Every Anberlin Album Ranked Worst To Best
First off, Anberlin broke the Christian Rock interweb with their recent announcement that Matty Mullins of Memphis May Fire is the new touring vocalist for…
Ranked: The Top 50 Christmas Horror Movies We Shouldn’t Have Screened for a Class of Preschoolers
Well, you try to do something nice for the holiday season and what happens? You get banned from preschools across the country, that’s what! At…
Every The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Album Ranked Worst To Best
Middleburg, Florida’s The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus formed in 2003, was under the radar until 2006, and released their debut album “Don’t You Fake It” that…
Ten Underrated Albums From Rise Records You Should Revisit While You Spend All Your Money on Holiday Travel Expenses
Rise Records was formed by Craig Ericson in Nevada City (which is an extremely misleading name for a city in a state with another name),…
30 Moments From the Star Wars Holiday Special That Show Us All the True Meaning of Life Day
Sure, it’s “The Holiday season,” but we all know that one holiday is a cut above the rest—Life Day. The origins of Life Day go…
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The Cramps’ Top 50 Songs Ranked by How Easily You Could Pass Them off as Christmas Music
Christmas is right around the corner, a season of giving, connecting with loved ones, and the most god-awful ear-worm music you’ve ever heard in your…
Woman Excited to Show Therapist Bo Burnham’s “Inside” Not On Spotify Wrapped This Year
CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of Bo Burnham’s “Inside” this year…