Middleburg, Florida’s The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus formed in 2003, was under the radar until 2006, and released their debut album “Don’t You Fake It” that…
Ten Underrated Albums From Rise Records You Should Revisit While You Spend All Your Money on Holiday Travel Expenses
Rise Records was formed by Craig Ericson in Nevada City (which is an extremely misleading name for a city in a state with another name),…
30 Moments From the Star Wars Holiday Special That Show Us All the True Meaning of Life Day
Sure, it’s “The Holiday season,” but we all know that one holiday is a cut above the rest—Life Day. The origins of Life Day go…
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The Cramps’ Top 50 Songs Ranked by How Easily You Could Pass Them off as Christmas Music
Christmas is right around the corner, a season of giving, connecting with loved ones, and the most god-awful ear-worm music you’ve ever heard in your…
Woman Excited to Show Therapist Bo Burnham’s “Inside” Not On Spotify Wrapped This Year
CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of Bo Burnham’s “Inside” this year…
Every Waterparks Album Ranked Worst To Best
Waterparks, Marc Summers’ favorite band not including Alanis, seemingly came out of nowhere in 2016 with their debut full-length album “Double Dare,” and infiltrated the…
Eight Songs We’re Listening To This Week After Getting Trampled At A Big Box Store
Another holiday week, another insufferable evening with your extended family. For hours or maybe even days you’ve been forced to endure generic playlists with titles…
25 AJJ Songs That Will Remind You That You’ve Been Off Your BP Medication For Like Three Weeks
AJJ has long used their music as a vehicle to communicate about mental health, often with illusions to bizarre bodily anomalies or just the outright…
Every Lamb of God Album Ranked Worst to Best
Lamb of God is a groove metal band from Richmond, Virginia. The classic line-up—vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and Willie Adler, bassist John Campbell,…
Every Rocket From the Crypt Album Ranked Worst To Best
Despite what many of you may think, blink-182 is not the only band from San Diego, and while your favorite band and ours known as…
Every Doctor and Companion from “Doctor Who” Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s and ‘80s
For 60 years now the BBC’s “Doctor Who” has fascinated viewers with its high-concept sci-fi storytelling, unparalleled mythology/world-building, and inadvertently terrifying bad special effects. Fans…
Every Trivium Album Ranked Worst to Best
If there’s one state you can count on to give you prime quality every time, it’s Florida. From their world renowned tourist attractions to their…
Eight Songs We’re Listening To This Week While Watching George Santos Peel A Banana With His Feet On OnlyFans
Without music, many of our lives would be dull and meaningless. Each day would be an endless montage of mundanity with no soundtrack with every…
Every Unwritten Law Album Ranked Worst To Best
Wanna read something crazy? Well, you’re still here, so we’re going to keep on truckin’ by stating that at one point San Diego’s Unwritten Law…