Unless you’re a very particular type of person, the films of David Lynch are not what come to mind when you think “comfort food.” They…
25 Deftones Songs To Discreetly Announce How Uncomfortably Horny You Are To the World
It can be difficult to communicate to everyone how horny you are in a way that all parties understand. Gone are the days when you…
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The cannabis industry has seen massive expansion over the last few years, and with recreational use now legal in 24 States (with more expected next…
Top 20 Songs I Like Mostly Because They Mention Places I’ve Been
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Okay, so let’s address this right at the start, we couldn’t decide which Teen Wolf to use for this list. We thought about using the…
25 Godzilla Monsters Ranked by How Much They Look Like This Weird Bug I Found In My Shower
Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and there is a near zero…
Six Songs We’re Listening To This Week While Pretending Our ‘Seasonal’ Depression Isn’t Full Blown Depression
Another week has passed you by, you’ve been enjoying the warmer weather, and you’ve listened to almost no music. That’s a crime in several states…
G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless, terrorist…
Every Care Bear Ranked by What a Threat They Are to America’s Conservative Christian Values
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“Mega Man 2” Bosses Ranked by How Much You Should Avoid Them in the Pit
Everyone loves a good mosh pit, you get blow off some steam, impress your peers with performative fighting ability, and you look cool as hell…
While timeless comedy certainly exists, it is scarce due to the often reactive nature of the medium, and that apples even more to standup comedy.…
Since the 1970s The Muppets have provided that rare breed of wholesome entertainment that truly caters to the whole family. Unfortunately, as is the case…
Every Issue of Alan Moore’s ”Swamp Thing” Ranked by How Likely They’ll Get a Conservative Book Ban
It’s not uncommon for a comic book title to change writers several times throughout its history, but when Alan Moore took over “Swamp Thing” in…
Six Songs We Listened To This Week To Avoid The Increasingly Horrifying State of the World
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