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Six Songs We Listened To This Week So Loudly That Perry Farrell Punched Us In The Face
Another week has joylessly passed you by uneventfully and without even the slightest hint of fanfare. You could argue that the increasingly bleak state of…
Ten Underrated MCA Records Albums to Remind You of When Your Favorite Band Sold Out
There was a time when MCA Records had a truly unfortunate nickname in “Music Cemetery of America,” but that’s pretty cruel, inaccurate, and silly. Originally…
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Every Bolt Thrower Album Ranked Worst to Best
Within the genre of extreme metal, there are bands that have cemented their places in history, and then there’s Bolt Thrower. For almost three decades,…
Back to School: Ranking the Best Horror Movies To Give Students the Vigilance They’ll Need To Survive
There’s never been a more dangerous time to be a young American. School shootings have been steadily on the rise in this country, and shooters…
Six Songs We Listened To This Week While Waiting For Beyoncé To Perform At The DNC
Another week has passed you by, and you’ve done nothing to expand your worldview. Namely, in the field of new music. Your friends are worried…
Hello, my name is J.D. Vance, and I am running for Vice President of these United States, but that’s not what I’m here to talk…
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The Trump campaign has been in a downward spiral ever since the media caught wind of the fact that he and everyone around him are…
Six Songs We’re Listening To This Week While Panicking About Our Costco Membership Hustle
Another week, another slew of new music you couldn’t be bothered to seek out on your own. We get it, with tens upon tens of…
10 Amazon Finds That Won’t Replace The Polly Pocket Airplane You Wanted As A Child, But Might Numb The Pain For A While
I want to preface this by letting you know it actively pains me to address the topic of the original Polly Pocket Airplane. It was…
Every Character From “Labyrinth” Ranked by Their Appearances in Our Bizarre, Confusing Sex Dreams
From early Greek mythology to the writing of Carl Jung, the Labyrinth has long been used as a metaphor for the human subconscious. Every night…
In life, you really have to plan for your future. That’s why we have to consider what it will look like when we are still…