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I want to preface this by letting you know it actively pains me to address the topic of the original Polly Pocket Airplane. It was…
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25 Deftones Songs To Discreetly Announce How Uncomfortably Horny You Are To the World
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25 Godzilla Monsters Ranked by How Much They Look Like This Weird Bug I Found In My Shower
Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and there is a near zero…
Six Songs We’re Listening To This Week While Pretending Our ‘Seasonal’ Depression Isn’t Full Blown Depression
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