Good news boys and ghouls, the wait is almost over! Soon it will be time to go trick-or-treating! You won’t be able to tear through…
Wealth—it is literally the only thing in the universe that validates a person’s existence. Those who have it are heroes and geniuses and the rest…
If you were a kid in the early 2000s who often stayed up a little too late watching Cartoon Network – or if you were…
In a way, we’re thankful to whoever tried to ram Christianity down Glen Benton’s throat during his childhood, as the end result was a chip…
Is there a more romantic season than fall, aside from spring, summer, and winter? When the leaves start changing colors and evenings get snuggly, it’s…
As anyone without children can tell you, being a childless adult is the absolute pinnacle of human existence. It rules, it’s awesome, it’s the best.…
I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have a diagnosed anxiety disorder and…
Florida is America’s punchline. And for the most part rightfully so since it has given us so many awful things and deserves the mockery. But…
As many Americans know, history started the day they entered this world and everything before that is dogshit that doesn’t matter, but what about that…
Portland’s Poison Idea is a scary band. Terrifying, actually. Not in a silly corpse paint, Hail Satan! way, but more like “Jesus, these guys are…
It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together! Well, almost. As many of…
Another week, another slew of new music that you can’t be bothered to listen to. What happened to you? You used to be cool. Well,…
RCA Records has achieved a new form of notoriety this year with the recent salacious biographical crime drama/softcore porn flick “Monsters: The Lyle and Erik…
They say when you come for the king you better not miss. Fortunately for Donald Trump so far all of the former supporters who have…
Rejoice ye goblins and ghouls, the spooky season is upon us again! If you’re a parent, you’re probably on the hunt for festively creepy (but…