GAZA CITY — High-ranking officials in the Israeli Defense Force were alarmed by a report that the targeted bombing of…
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NEW YORK — Executives at top corporate media properties Fox News and CNN promised that all of their journalists will…
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Dan Kozuh
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GAZA CITY — Malnourished children living in increasingly dire conditions in Gaza expressed disappointment Monday that President Donald Trump has…
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WASHINGTON — Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited President Trump at the White House today and gifted him the remains…
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Matt Husser
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TEL AVIV — The Israeli Defense Force defended their lethal bombing of a Gaza Children's Hospital today by alleging that…
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Amy Currul
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TEL AVIV — IDF soldiers and fellow genocidal maniacs alike were excited to witness Israel’s version of Punxsutawney Phil seeing…
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GAZA CITY, Palestine — Israeli Defense Force First Sergeant Yosef Shochet admitted that he is suffering from terrible nightmares portraying…
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Josh Baumgart
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TEL AVIV — The United Nations decided to call on model, media personality, and socialite Kendall Jenner to deliver a…
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Matt Husser
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A pro-Palestine march has reportedly changed courses today after it turned back around to begin a new…
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Tim Sheard
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Nothing brings me more pleasure and a sense of purpose in this world than serving my country. Even if that…
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