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Several ICE Agents Horribly Disemboweled During Attempt to Deport GWAR Back to Scumdoggia

Zack Zagranis • November 25, 2025

RICHMOND, Va. — Several ICE agents had their internal organs forcibly removed during a recent raid on the Slave Pit,…

“This is Why We Do It” Says ICE Agent After Reading Letter From 6-Year-Old Saying “You Ruined My Life”

The Hard Times Staff • August 24, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Local ICE agent Mitch Holsen admitted he wept a few tears of joy after receiving an emotional…

New ICE Recruitment Ad Just “Click Click Boom” Playing Over Video of Mexican Kid’s Birthday Party

Matt Husser • June 29, 2025

WASHINGTON — ICE unveiled a new recruitment ad today that was just Saliva's “Click, Click, Boom” playing at an insanely…

Suicides Among ICE Agents Reach Alarmingly Low Numbers

Jennifer Donovan • June 3, 2025

WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…