Chad Kubrak
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WASHINGTON — House minority leader and top Democrat Hakeem Jeffries asked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if they are “still…
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Mimi Kenny
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BOULDER, Colo. — An explosive dispute over genre semantics broke out at the Thanksgiving dinner of the three-generation metalhead Reeder…
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Nathan Kamal
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The holidays are a difficult time for many people, but especially for losers who no one loves or even thinks…
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Matt Husser
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HORNERSTOWN, N.J. — Serial killer and torture pioneer Jigsaw was reportedly left horrified today after his unwilling Thanksgiving guests quickly…
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Ben Friedman
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Luxury car manufacturer Jaguar unveiled a new look in hopes of expanding their appeal to the tiny percentage of people…
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The Hard Times Staff
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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — As I Lay Dying frontman, and convicted felon, Tim Lambesis was caught on a home video having…
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Mike Maher
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WASHINGTON — America’s longstanding symbol of freedom, the bald eagle, was replaced by the Costco rotisserie chicken as the official…
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Ben Friedman
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The best day of my life, after me and my wife’s lifestyle brand account hit 500,000 followers, was the birth…
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Arielle Andreano
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So, you don’t want to fly home for Thanksgiving but need to avoid the Greek tragedy level guilt trip you’ll…
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Shane Pauker
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SAN FRANCISCO — Swedish crankwave band Viagra Boys were rushed to Zuckerberg General Hospital after their latest performance exceeded four…
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