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Punk House Argument Over Fixing Carbon Monoxide Detector Settled Suddenly and Quietly

Rick Homuth • June 1, 2021

NAMPA, Idaho — A punk house dispute over fixing a carbon monoxide detector was abruptly resolved after every single resident…

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Alarming New Study Finds I’m The Only One in This House That Knows How to Refill the Goddamn Brita Filter

Patrick Coyne • May 10, 2021

BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…