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Goth Blows Entire October Grocery Budget On Socks From Spirit Halloween Store

Caroline Smith • October 10, 2021

HENDERSON, Nev. — Local goth Amarantha Obsidian blew her entire October grocery budget on novelty Halloween socks from Spirit Halloween…

Opinion: I’m a Lot More Woke These Days Bitch

Freddy Krueger • October 30, 2020

Hey kids, it’s your old pal, Freddy! No, not that molest-y 2010 reboot crap, I’m talking O.G Fred Man. That’s…

We Said Candyman 5 Times in the Mirror and Tony Todd Showed up and I Guess He Was in the Middle of Something Because He’s Pissed

Dan Rice • October 28, 2020

With Halloween right around the corner, The Hard Times decided now would be a fun time to investigate some spooky…

I’m Not Racist, One of My Best Friends Saw “Get Out”

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 3, 2017

I love making off-color jokes about black people and people often call me a racist for it. But here’s thing:…