Mike Maher
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BOSTON — Local nitrous dealer James “Lawnboy” Carpenter was found dead at the bottom of Mystic Lake wearing only a…
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Noah Dominguez
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Charles “Chuck” McCoy is adamant that everyone knows his hatred for hippies stems from a…
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Ben Friedman
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local new age lifestyle hippie Moon Sage was forced to reconsider his family’s eating habits after learning…
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Courtney Hill
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Two rival drum circles were forced to reconcile their differences and form one civilized unemployment line,…
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Drew Gigis
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FARMINGTON, Mich. — Legendary rockstar, and noted climate change denier Ted Nugent excitedly unveiled the world's first gas-powered guitar to…
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Rob Ryder
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A mysterious pile of previously unidentified material floating in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Oregon…
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Trevor Graham
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Colorado has a reputation for having a population of active, happy people doing active, happy things in their beautiful state.…
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Rob Ryder
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ROME, N.Y. — Upstate New York officials unveiled the first of many signs commemorating over two-decades of keeping the region…
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Contributor
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SAN FRANCISCO — A large drum circle in Golden Gate Park was ruined by each and every percussionist’s inability to…
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Julia Zhen
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SEATTLE — Local Chacos-wearing woman Stevie Saintclaire recently found love with Tevas fanatic Zak Richards as the two bonded over…
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