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KC Jones • October 7, 2026

HELL — The Antichrist issued a sweeping denial of any relationship with Peter Thiel this Wednesday following numerous remarks made…

Jesse Kubanet • April 4, 2026

Oh, Christ, not this again. You’re out on a walk through the park by your house, and you’re sort of…

Steve Packosky • February 13, 2026

PORTLAND, Ore. — Black metal guitarist Caleb “Grimfeast” Rajdkowski pledged his eternal soul to Jesus Christ in a bargain to…

Steve Packosky • December 18, 2025

HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…

Steve Packosky • November 25, 2025

Ugh, goddamnit. How did we get stuck with this article while the other writers got to list their favorite Bolt…

Steve Packosky • August 4, 2025

TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared…

The Hard Times Staff • July 24, 2025

HELL — Legendary professional wrestler, adulterer, and noted racist Hulk Hogan admitted he was confused as to why heaven seemed…

Dan Rice • May 23, 2025

In trying times, nothing feels better than an uplifting story that renews our faith. In Raleigh, North Carolina tragedy became…

Frederick O'Brien • January 13, 2025

HELL — The underworld is in chaos after a coup d'état orchestrated by the late American diplomat Henry Kissinger sent…

Joe Rumrill • January 8, 2025

U.S. ROUTE 49, Miss. — Local punk and guitar virtuoso Drennen Boydell decided to sell his soul to the Devil…

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