CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the last bite of his meal,…
I love this country. I bleed red, white and blue. I believe in the ideals laid out by the forefathers of this nation. I am…
CHICAGO — New IT support person, and self-proclaimed punk, Alex Holden is causing frustrations with fellow employees at Hawthorne Inc. by suggesting they punch their…
If you like your electric guitar-oriented instrumental rock with a side helping of dense orchestral arrangements and sizzling crescendos and ominous field recordings, garnished with…
“Futurama” is the ultimate adult cartoon. Sometimes childish humor written by a team of comedy writers with multiple masters and PhDs between them, and the…
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Snee recently spent an entire weekend binge-watching well-known crime drama “Law and Order: SVU” free of the guilt of cheering…
As the hole in the crotch grows larger than each leg hole, my wife begs me to buy a new pair of Hanes! First of…
LOS ANGELES — Brett Wilson, one of millions of uninsured Americans, became concerned that he may not be able to get a duet from a…
There’s always a lot of talk about how 1994 was the year of punk with all the mainstream success of bands like Green Day, The…
“Trailer Park Boys” is a cultural classic in Canada. Zany antics, good dope, and holy fuck the boys. A motley crew of colorful, degenerate characters…
Dearest Katie, It pains me to have to write you this since we’ve spent so much time together over the past few months, but alas,…