WASHINGTON — Popular ‘70s gay icons Village People announced they would be performing at multiple Trump inauguration events and will…
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GAZA CITY, Palestine — Israeli Defense Force First Sergeant Yosef Shochet admitted that he is suffering from terrible nightmares portraying…
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HELL — The underworld is in chaos after a coup d'état orchestrated by the late American diplomat Henry Kissinger sent…
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New music might not save the world or even help to change the minds of the roughly 40% of Americans…
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NEW YORK — Judge Juan Merchan made a second high-profile ruling earlier today when he gave 17-year-old Shawn Thomas, tried…
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced…
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WASHINGTON — Frontman Abha Alvarez of punk band Kissinger’s Prostate disappeared suddenly and was replaced with unknown musician Holden Everett…
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