Jennifer Donovan
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November 15, 2025
REVERE, Mass. — Local porn addict AJ Robkowski reportedly watched so much AI porn that he no longer finds real-life…
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Dom Turek
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September 28, 2024
Lately it seems the world is increasingly full of self-righteous dickheads dropping subtle hints as to how I should live…
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Bobby Korec
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July 31, 2024
IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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Heather Cook
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September 2, 2021
NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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Sari Beliak
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March 4, 2021
CAPITOLA, Calif. –– Awkward man Bryan Erdman revealed Monday that he is never quite sure what to do with his…
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Bobby Korec
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December 27, 2019
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Behavioral scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a breakthrough discovery of a theoretical fourth option…
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