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Person Waiting to Use Bathroom You’re In Just Going to Violently Rattle Door Knob a Few More Times for Good Measure

Eli Johnson • May 12, 2023

PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Local moron Griff Bradshaw made frequent frustrated attempts to gain entry to the venue bathroom you were,…

Accountant with Wife and Kids Has “guitar” At End of Instagram Username For Unknown Reason

John Danek • May 15, 2022

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Accountant Keith Lowell has the suffix “guitar” at the end of his Instagram handle despite showing no…

Guy Tacks on “Music” to End of Instagram Username After Buying Guitar From Target

Erin McLaughlin • October 20, 2019

MARION, Ill. — Local man Billy Harrison amended his Instagram username yesterday from “billyharrison” to “billyharrisonmusic” immediately after purchasing a…