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The Only Thing That Can Stop a Bad Dream Demon With Knives for Fingers Is a Good Dream Demon With Knives for Fingers

Dan Rice • October 27, 2022

Over the years I have received mounting criticism for exercising my right to wield a homemade knife glove and enter…

As a Responsible Gun Owner, I Can’t Fucking Wait To Shoot a Bad Gun Owner

Matt Bieker • September 16, 2022

As the nation reels from yet another senseless act of violence perpetrated against the innocent, I’d like to offer the…

The Only Thing That Can Stop a Bad Girl With a Piercing Gun Is a Good Girl With a Piercing Gun

V.F. Thompson • August 11, 2021

Okay, listen up, snowflakes. There’s been a lot of talk about piercing guns, and how they’re “unsafe” and “put children…