GREENVILLE, Del. — Top doctors from all over Israel travelled to the United States to prepare a course of action…
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Matt Husser
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TEL AVIV — The Israeli Defense Force defended their lethal bombing of a Gaza Children's Hospital today by alleging that…
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Ben Friedman
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Tax Day is upon us, and while it has never been popular (unless you’re getting money back, you lucky bastards)…
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Matt Oriente
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — A ceasefire has been reached after tense backstage negotiations at this weekend’s Battle of the Bands,…
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Amy Currul
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TEL AVIV — IDF soldiers and fellow genocidal maniacs alike were excited to witness Israel’s version of Punxsutawney Phil seeing…
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GAZA CITY, Palestine — Israeli Defense Force First Sergeant Yosef Shochet admitted that he is suffering from terrible nightmares portraying…
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Chad Kubrak
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WASHINGTON — House minority leader and top Democrat Hakeem Jeffries asked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if they are “still…
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Antonio Cruise
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JERUSALEM — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly forced his weekly game night attendees to play Crimes Against Humanity for…
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Josh Baumgart
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TEL AVIV — The United Nations decided to call on model, media personality, and socialite Kendall Jenner to deliver a…
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CHICAGO — President Biden gave an emotional keynote address on the first night of the Democratic National Convention where he…
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