Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President
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Our country is in political turmoil as we look to our leaders and see no one who will rise up…
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Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby
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GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — At the end of a twelve hour stream last night, Manson Prate, known to his Twitch followers…
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Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…
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Man Never Had Game, But Played It at Friend’s House
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SEATTLE — Despite never owning a copy of 2002’s Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, local gamer Andrew Schaefer revealed to…
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Man With Super Mario Ringtone Still Waiting for First Phone Call
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local sources report that Brian Turner, 26, is still eagerly awaiting his first phone call since changing…
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Man Who Did Dishes Rewards Self With 8-Hour Gaming Binge
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DECATUR, Ga. — After local gamer Joe Massel spent thirty minutes washing a sinkful of dishes, he reportedly congratulated himself…
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Guy Who Can Tell Difference Between 60 and 100 FPS Lies About Other Stuff Too
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FERNDALE, Wash. — At a recent LAN party, local PC gamer and prolific liar Chris Hartigan incorrectly suggested he could…
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Guy Who Can Tell Difference Between 60 and 100 FPS Lies About Other Stuff Too
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FERNDALE, Wash. — At a recent LAN party, local PC gamer and prolific liar Chris Hartigan incorrectly suggested he could…
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If We Want Video Games to be Taken Seriously as an Art Form, We Need to be Really Insufferable
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Video games represent the most radical shift in storytelling since the invention of the motion picture and the only way…
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I’m Sick of All My Favorite Racists Turning out to Be Gamers
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Iknow there are a lot of people in the racist community that are still scared to speak up about this…
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