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Manowar Member on Date Looks Nothing Like His Album Cover Pic

Rob Steinberg • September 9, 2020

AUBURN, N.Y. — Local woman Courtney Richmond was disappointed yesterday to discover her date, Manowar bass player Joey DeMaio, looked…

Satan Reportedly Unimpressed with 2017 Metal Selection

The Hard Times Staff • June 23, 2015

HELL - Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness and Ruler of All Things Evil, is reportedly unimpressed with what he called,…

Deafheaven Bassist Falls Asleep Onstage

Josh Fernandez • January 14, 2015

[bandcamp width=100% height=42 album=4022394178 size=small bgcol=ffffff linkcol=2ebd35 track=3403585729] PORTLAND, Ore. — Deafheaven's bassist, Stephen Clark, was lulled to sleep in…