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Patrick Coyne • August 16, 2025

MACON, Ga. — Panic-stricken and barely coherent GWAR roadie Miles Giodarno was spotted dashing through the streets of Macon, desperately…

Laurie Bolewitz • April 22, 2025

RICHMOND, Va. — Metal band GWAR’s newest lead vocalist was announced via a giant white steam cloud of creamy ejaculate…

Rebecca Acevedo • March 8, 2021

Of the 178 reality shows MTV released between 2002-2005, none of them quite popularized using a blacklight to look for…

Sari Beliak • March 4, 2021

CAPITOLA, Calif. –– Awkward man Bryan Erdman revealed Monday that he is never quite sure what to do with his…