NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pa. — A friend group composed of progressive metal band Dream Theater fans made a pact to lose their virginities before their Social…
Woman at Dream Theater Show Just Happy to Not Have to Wait in Line for the Bathroom for Once
By Eli Johnson
MOLINE, Ill. — Local Dream Theater fan Beth Hillebrand enjoyed unfettered access to the venue’s female washroom thanks to being the only woman in attendance,…
Desperate Catholic Church Willing to Accept Dream Theater Fandom in Place of Vow of Celibacy
By John Danek
VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church announced a new effort in which it will attempt to grow its ever-dwindling priest population by accepting a public…
Mike Portnoy’s Kit Technically Playing on Different Festival Stage Than Other Dream Theater Members
By Cory Cousins
CHICAGO — Attendees of this year’s Prog-A-Thon Talent Metal Festival were confused to see Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy playing on a separate, much bigger…