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Paparazzi Devastated to Learn Britney Has Been Exploited for Years Without Them Monetizing It

Dianne Nora • June 25, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Members of the paparazzi are reportedly devastated to learn that popstar Britney Spears was being exploited for…

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Pearl Jam Fan Devastated to Find Out She’s Been Listening to Stone Temple Pilots This Whole Time

Tim Nash • March 31, 2021

TOPEKA, Kan. — Self-proclaimed "world's biggest Pearl Jam fan" Danica Young’s entire musical identity was stripped from her yesterday after…

Goth Devastated to Discover Shirt Is Navy Blue

Allison Mick • September 11, 2017

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A ray of off-seasonal sunshine last week showed local goth Mark “Markness the Darkness” Patel that his…