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ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela

Dan Rice • January 3, 2026

WASHINGTON — In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to…

DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool

Adam Frost-Venrick • May 25, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…

DEA Reschedules Marijuana After Having Their Minds Blown at Those Phish Sphere Concerts

Jason VanSlycke • April 30, 2024

WASHINGTON — The Drug Enforcement Agency announced plans to reschedule marijuana from the strict Schedule I classification to the chiller…