WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass sources. “They’ve been stealing our…
ST. LOUIS — The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department was forced to relocate one of their foosball tables from what was previously the breakroom of…
After acquiring the UFC for an astounding 4.2 billion dollars, the company’s new owners have started bringing lunch from home, a move which the executives at…