Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — 19-year-old Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) agent Braden Wakefield found himself running short on reasons for why he…
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Noah Dominguez
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Charles “Chuck” McCoy is adamant that everyone knows his hatred for hippies stems from a…
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Tim Sheard
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AUSTIN, Texas — GOP lawmakers from the Lone Star State introduced a bill requiring parental advisory stickers be placed on…
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It's not uncommon for a comic book title to change writers several times throughout its history, but when Alan Moore…
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Bobby Korec
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Conservative voters immediately opted to burn books to warm up at the Iowa Caucus due to…
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Walker JF Glenn
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GRASS VALLEY, Calif. — Local bar The Blasthole is reportedly taking a stand against woke culture by maintaining strictly gendered…
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Ben Friedman
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FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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Jon Ruggiero
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Penn. — Local leftist, and amateur craftsman, Flint Cropwell admits to harboring a burning hatred for people who espouse…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON, D.C — The Supreme Court of the United States recently decided, after allowing a law banning all abortions after…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Prominent conservatives nationwide are beginning to inquire if they are still morally obligated to listen to Ariel Pink…
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