Seth Finkelstein
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Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…
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Owen Crowlie
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While this column is meant to highlight the funniest comments of the week, I want to acknowledge the hundreds of…
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Owen Crowlie
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This week you’ll be seeing a first for this column, dear readers, because for the first time I’ve found a…
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Owen Crowlie
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Being funny is the hardest job in the world, which I am sure you’ve heard before, but it bears repeating.…
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Noah Ammerman
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Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…
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Jon Lalu
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First of all, woof. Secondly: we dogs have sniffed out a big hole in the gaming community that needs to…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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Dear Scabby: My boyfriend is a total shithead. Habitual liar and addicted to pain killers. The problem is we're both…
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Dear Scabby: I’m a metal dude from Mikwaukee who’s moving to NYC but I can’t afford to live in Greenpoint,…
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