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US Government Urges Citizens to Choose Mad Max Style Post-Apocalyptic Name Now Before All the Good Ones are Taken

Tim Graham • November 4, 2025

WASHINGTON — A White House press release suggests that citizens come up with “wasteland personas” soon before all the good…

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Fun Uncle Regrets Every Life Choice He’s Ever Made

James Knapp • May 31, 2022

TOLEDO, Ohio — Nieces and nephews of local fun uncle Dennis “The Dennster” Drindle were shocked recently to learn that…

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Recovering Alcoholic Ashamed of His Past Jukebox Selections

Nathan Kamal • October 3, 2021

CHICAGO — Local recovering alcoholic Patrick Tolleridge is now expressing deep remorse for his past jukebox selections since getting sober,…

Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’

Just Lunning • December 12, 2020

EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral…