Arsonist Improves Cybertruck
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MODESTO, Calif. — A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a…
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Optimus Prime Forced to Walk Everywhere After Truck Form Fails Highway Safety Inspection
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AUTOBOT CITY — Heroic Autobot Optimus Prime is currently forbidden from morphing into his truck form and driving on roads…
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Punk Car Shopper Doesn’t Give a Fuck What J.D. Power & Associates Thinks
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Punk bassist and lifelong ne'er-do-well Sergio Vasquez made a startling revelation earlier today, admitting he “truly doesn't…
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