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Study Shows 85% of Americans Would Drink Kerosene if the Word ‘Prebiotic’ Was on the Label

Steve Packosky • March 4, 2026

STANFORD, Calif. — A psychological study at Stanford University found that 85% of participants would willingly drink kerosene if the…

Report: Nation Deeply Divided on Correct Spelling of “Chode”

Mike Maher • May 21, 2025

WASHINGTON — A new report revealed that among the many issues currently dividing Americans, none is more divisive than how…

We Spoke with Real Americans About the Election But Turns Out They’re All Pretty Fucking Stupid

Patrick Coyne • October 9, 2019

Recently, the elitist SJWs of The Hard Times took a moment out of our busy lives of canceling posers to…

REPORT: Majority of Millennials Can’t Even Find Paradise City on a Map

Patrick Coyne • July 16, 2019

NEW YORK — An alarming new study conducted by a research panel of angry baby boomers found that 82% of…