Your mom is a classy lady—she wasn’t raised in a barn for gosh sake! And that means she’s offended. A lot. She just wishes that…
It’s almost 2 a.m., you’re at the end of your shift, and you want to send a gentle message to the remaining bar patrons: go…
The Star Trek franchise mostly takes place centuries from now, when humanity has rid itself of its worst instincts, gotten its shit together, and passive-aggressively…
AJJ has long used their music as a vehicle to communicate about mental health, often with illusions to bizarre bodily anomalies or just the outright…
Lamb of God is a groove metal band from Richmond, Virginia. The classic line-up—vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and Willie Adler, bassist John Campbell,…
It’s the holiday season and while normies are arguing over whether Halloween or Christmas is better, I know the real answer is Thanksgiving. I couldn’t…
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means it’s time for the annual Macy’s Day parade! 25 glorious balloons will be showcased from West 77th Street to Macy’s…
There are only so many ways to get out of a Thanksgiving dinner with your family, and since the lockdown ended 2 years ago and…
Talking politics at whats supposed to be a pleasant family function has always been considered rude, but with our country becoming more polarized each passing…
Despite what many of you may think, blink-182 is not the only band from San Diego, and while your favorite band and ours known as…
For 60 years now the BBC’s “Doctor Who” has fascinated viewers with its high-concept sci-fi storytelling, unparalleled mythology/world-building, and inadvertently terrifying bad special effects. Fans…
If there’s one state you can count on to give you prime quality every time, it’s Florida. From their world renowned tourist attractions to their…
Shoegaze music and having fun in a group setting don’t typically go together. That makes sense when you consider this genre is best enjoyed by…
Wanna read something crazy? Well, you’re still here, so we’re going to keep on truckin’ by stating that at one point San Diego’s Unwritten Law…
Riot Grrrl. A classic genre so distinct that the name itself leaves little need for definition. These days, the artists who once paved the way…