Students of the Dragon’s Breath School of Martial Arts all groaned in frustration upon hearing that their teacher, Sensei Rob “Tiger” Thomas, would again be…
A soon-to-be-hospitalized Kansas City native on his first winter sports outing has announced that “this snowboarding shit is basically just skateboarding” in a mountaintop press…
Legendary hardcore wrestler Terry Funk and local horse Johnston III reconciled their nearly 17-year long feud at a signing event in Fort Worth, Texas this…
The UFC writing room has become deadlocked with indecision as the team is unsure exactly where to take Ronda Rousey’s character next, according to sources…
The IRS has uncovered documents that may point to WWE CEO Vince McMahon avoiding US tax payments via off-shore secret bank accounts in the far away…
The Prodigy, BJ Penn, is preparing to make his long-awaited comeback to the UFC on January 15, 2017, at UFC Fight Night 103, and appears…
Oh, stretched ears. They defined your youth. You put painstaking effort into getting those holes to gape as much as possible. You took pride in…
WWE has authorized the production of John Cena clones to fulfill all of Cena’s obligations, according to top scientists at Titan Towers. Cena has plans…
Bellator MMA President Scott Coker shocked the mixed martial arts world today when he announced the signing of UFC legend Harold Howard to a multi-fight…
WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka made his presence known on his first night in Heaven by hitting a Superfly Splash from atop the…
UFC hall-of-famer turned actor, Randy Couture, announced over the weekend that he has signed a brand new five scarf deal with clothing retailer Charlotte Russe.…
Feeling overly confident after having just completed his first “Fundamentals of Boxing” class at Park Street Gym, local man Lance Bennett is reportedly hoping someone…
Joe Rogan Color Commentary Extra Colorful Thanks to DMT Flashbacks
Fans of the UFC have noticed Joe Rogan’s color commentary over the last year has gotten a lot more colorful, with many believing it is…