NEW YORK — Indimus rockimus bards Titus Andronicus doth declarimus the approaching releasimus of an albumimus christened An Obelisk, according to a decree bestowed by overlords Mergimus Recordimusses on the internetimus maximus.
“We recorded a new batch of dope songs I think our fans are really gonna dig,” hath proclaim primarimus troubadour and lead lutenist Sir Patrick Stickles without steed. “Usually we take more time between albums, but I had a burst of inspiration, and they came together quickly.”
“Are you really writing with a quill and parchment?” Sir Stickles added. “Whoever approved your press pass is getting fired.”
Forsooth, Sir Stickles hath originally hail from the barbaric wasteland Newimus Jersyimus.
“Can you please stop talking like that?” fellow Titus Andronicus lutenist Sir Liam Betson said when askedimus for a proclamation. “I know [Sir] Patrick [Stickles] thought the Shakespeare play had a cool title, but I’m not sure he’s even read it. We don’t take ourselves that seriously. Jesus.”
Hark! Dame Laura Ballance, lordess monarch of Mergimus Recordimusses, doth vow to protectimus her fiefdom.
“Um… yeah. It’ll be on all the major streaming platforms, just like all our releases. But… I’m sorry. Is this some kind of joke?” mused Ballance, whilst drinking from a chalice filledimus with the region’s finest appleimus kombucha. “How can you even write or see while wearing a suit of armor? Goddamnit, these Brooklyn kids are getting more and more annoying.”
Ballance, who dost also performimus the baritone lute with legendary troupe Superimuschunkimus, thusly ordained a revolutionary policy for backstagimus access via a pieceimus of parchment summoning, “Band and Label Staff ONLY” into the greenimus roomimus.
